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madame-mongoose · 11 months ago

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oh my god oh my god. what the fuck. i dont even know how to respond to this one ive been trying and. ooooh my god

#i!!!#WYM NOT THAT MUCH #GHHHH #IM A FUCKING PANSY #THIS IS KILLIMG ME #OOOH MY GOD #when i opened this i could feel my face literally turning red #THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME #THIS IS FUCKED #AUGH #AAAAAA #i need #to go lie down #h my god #scrawny when i fuckjng get you #self ship #monnie answers

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snapcracklepop-myjoints · 4 months ago

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alright flower eating enjoyers what is your favourite flower to eat out of my personal favourites

this is based off plants I personally have access to so if your fav isnt here then thats why. or because i dont like it. dont ask me where lavender is (i am very allergic)

#and share ur favourite method of consumption ? 👉👈#like i like lilac tea and violet syrup and eating magnolia straight up yk #im seperating sweet violet and pansies bcs they taste so different #i like sweet violet much much more #and also bcs they tend to grow wild vs being intentionally planted #theres also a lot of edible flowerING plants i didnt include #and dont ask me abt geranium !!! i fucking hate geranium !!! >:(#anyway.#ceci says stuff #poll #polls

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pansy-picnics · 2 years ago

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day of hearts picnic breakfast at the lagoon <3

the mornings are quiet, so they always try to get out before the festivities start.

check out my inprnt shop!!

#tangled the series #rapunzels tangled adventure #pansy-art #princess rapunzel #tangled cassandra #eugene fitzherbert #cassunzel #new dream #pascal #uknighted dream #i still dont like the second one that much😭#but ill post it anyways bc if im starving i know you guys are fucking famished /j

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pansyfilia · 4 months ago

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should i tell this girl i accidentally on purpose rejected that i like her??? i mean she confessed a few months ago and i was kinda in a bad place then and i told her literally, "rain check" but now i like her again??? im gonna call her tree girl for priv issues and also we hung out in a tree once, best day out ever imo we had SOLEROS!!

alr yall we gonna call in the poll i am stuck

#tree girl #pansy's suffering #generic stuff #bisexual issues ig #godddddd she is soooooo pretty #shes so nice #she is NOT on here so im safe #i havent seen her in a yr #she moved a bit away round then #turns out her new house is 5 min away from fucking mine. r u joking

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ruthlesslistener · 5 months ago

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im so close to outright fuckin beggin my mom to get a divorce at this rate i cant deal with my fathers narcissistic asshole behavior anymore

#we're both fucking exhausted but here he is calling us at 10:30 at night despite knowing for 30 years my mom goes to bed at 9 #talking to him is a cyclical fucking nightmare and his demands are insane #btw i know that narcissistic people arent inherently abusive #and that its pathologized yadayadayada. no hes one of the narcisisstic abusers. like every fucking bill #and yes its bc of fear but i dont fucking care. im afraid and angry all the time and you still dont see me treating my loved ones like dirt #everything is about him and he can do nothing wrong and he knows everything and if you dont adhere to h8s schedule #he calls you a dramatic bab #y #but then will fly into a screaming rage and call you a motherfucker and a waste of space and a lazy piece of shit if u dont cater to him #or get anything wrong #vent #also his demands are fucking insane like no im not getting another fucking dishrack for my roommates to be seperate #ik you keep your towels seperate from everyone elses but no im not doing that #bc im not a goddamn fucking pansy who lets my ocd control me like you you fucking freak #god i wish i could kill you just so you can never make my mom upset ever again

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alexanderpearce · 4 months ago

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#😭😭😭#this was on pansies day yeah #i might just start posting hansard fragments who's going to stop me. im like deep in it for this fucking rpf #auspol #hansard #from 05 nov 1992 #shut up ulrike #political yaoi tag

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tonydaddingham · 1 year ago

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See the real reason why Aziraphale never falls is because he's the one who tattled on Satan in the first place, ultimately leading to the Great War, and he's permanently in God's good books for being a snitch. If he ever DOES fall and go to Hell Satan would recognize him on sight and dunk him in holy water immediately

i don't like your implication that my boy is a grass, but by GOD is this the most enlightened thing ive seen on this hellsite

#ive been laughing at this for the last five minutes #i have tears in my eyes #the suggestion that satan's true enemy isnt in fact god #but the pansy ass angel that fucking dobbed him in #good omens #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #ask #oh god im laughing again its not stopoing

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wizardpigeon · 11 months ago

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Absolutely batshit conversation with my sibling I cannot make this up,

Talking about favourite flowers, flowers in general, we're talking about carnations offhandly I say I'd like green carnations, because ha ha funny joke I'm gay right?

My sibling, 100% seriously: yeah I think if you were a flower you'd be a green carnation it suits you

And I immediately fuckin keel over laughing while desperately trying to explain why I found it so funny

#me who named myself after oscar wilde: did you just fucking call me a faggot lmao #my sibling also queer but apparently didnt know this: ????? what ???#verbatim *hey if you were a flower youd be a pansy* im fucking sobbing i

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t1oui · 3 months ago

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reading a few rarepair femslash fics (here's the series if yall are interested) has led to me writing my own rarepair oneshot with background every rarepair i can think of and it's very fun bc i don't really ship it but why not yk??

#for those wondering #the main ship is #harry x cedric x cho #aka cherry #ak MY LOVELIES #cherry #and the background ships are #ginny x pansy #(it's implied to be in the past but it doesn't HAVE to be)#ron x luna #(i used to dislike it but now im kinda fucking w it? it's not at all important in this fic but they're pre-relationship here)#and bc i love them im going to try and get #hermione x lavender #in there too

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euclydya · 8 months ago

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i may be hyping mtself up too much but the ideas i have for skills bracket 2 already are killing me it'll be soooo funny

#submission form for not the characters involved jn the bracket but i stead for items to give 2 the characters #so they can kill each other #if auth specifically gets voted out he is allowed to switch out with pansy and pansy os just in the competition now. fuck youo #it'll be a mess but at least we'd be going in knowing what we're doing this time around #random polls for suggestion that's juat 'cocomelon him.' whether or not this effects the bracket would be up in the air #a secret rule that actually there is One skill that just can't be voted out and depending on how shit goes #people are either gonna find out real wuickly or not at all. election fraud babey!!#JAJWSJDJFKDKDMDJFKFKD #im kidding abt that last one but wouldn't it be Funny. wouldn't it give you a funny hahas. yes it would. laugh with me.#i have a url for this saved I'll try to set it up later today idk #or maybe we should wait til april. give us SOMETHING positive to look forward to during thst month #no it has to ve normal first i T HAS to be normal first. okay.#okay normal bracket first insane bracket second

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dashiellqvverty · 6 months ago

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turning 25 next month and ik that is NOT old but i am sad that i feel like ive missed my window on being someone's concerningly young boyfriend :(

#this is a JOKE #but i havent had sex since before covid i had a boyfriend for like 2 months and was like okay #now that i have fucked i am more comfortable hooking up w people more casually #and then covid hit so i havent fucked since i was TWENTY #do i actually WANT to be in a relationship with a significantly older man? no i dont trust them #but i want to fuck older men for sure <3 #r.txt #anyway was listening to my favorite pansy division song dirty young man and was like damn im too old for that to be me :(

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pansy-picnics · 2 years ago

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“amber is childish” “amber acts like shes 10” yall have clearly never watched her proposal event bc that 10 year old has clinical depression and suicidal tendencies and might unironically be one of the most emotionally mature out of all the marriage candidates in the entire game

#WHAT is wrong with her oh my god #i just rewatched thsi event today bc i forgot what happened in it i just knew it was Fucked #AND IM SO???!??! WHAT????!????#rf4 #rune factory 4 #rf4 amber #pansy rambling again #bokumono #bokujou monogatari #rune factory #rune factory 4 special #rf4 special

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catquenn · 7 months ago

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Okay, but like the evil characters

#especially women #im gay for them #fuck im gay for every woman #but thats not the point #bellatrix black #morgana pendragon #td heather #td courtney #drew tanaka ig shes evil #silena beauregard (at some point)#pansy parkinson #alecto carrow #mrs zabini #and probably some more #but i dont remember

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crimsiin · 8 months ago

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//crim

#//to be clear he “supports gay rights” in the most boomer way possible #//in his mind youre either gay or straight (hes CONVINCED moxx is fucking with him tbh)#//he'll call someone a pansy or a sissy or what have you but he doesnt Actually Care yk? his issue w/moxx *specifically* is his taste in men #//he doesnt understand any of it and he doesnt care to. he Tries but his attempts are bad (The Scene in s2e3. that is what im talking about)#//and he refuses to improve or unlearn what he grew up hearing ://#//hes not gonna kick his kid (moxx) out for being queer hes not gonna lobby against gay marriage bc frankly its not his business #//i have no conclusion to this. i hope you enjoyed my rambling.#ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ // ooc.

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trainingdummyrabbit · 1 year ago

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The Horrors Persist

#piktalk #tags moment again sorry besties #i dont wanna go back to sleep but i might have to :/ (<- 40% battery)#iam simultaneously making a huge deal and not a big deal at all of this and it feels silly but also i can hear my ears ringing. so.#its dark! im lonely! i dont know what im gonna do with today! hours and hours!#and i dont wanna use all my phone battery in case of emergency but fuck dude! man!!!!#literally out here 'yeah as long as i have smthn to do i can deal with it here' Surprise Dumbass!!!#like nothings Bad yet but it could be Very Easily and i know that and i dont like that. yknow.#i do not enjoy the sensation of distance. iknow i shouldnt be such a pansy abt it all but. :(#nothing is technically Wrong i am simply aware of my limits and this happens to be one of them. yknow.#and. it is still dark. alas.

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solosclark · 2 years ago

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I NEED THIS GUN ON MY HAND RIGHT NOW I NEED THIS GUN ON A SHIRT I NEED THIS GUN AS A MINIATURE I NEED IT TO BE THE WEAPON THAT ENDS MY LIFE. IT'S SO FUCKING SEXY

#drawing luke with this gun right this moment i dont want any pansy ass blaster i need him having this huge bulky sexy piece of machinery #mars txt #rebel moon #IM JUST STAERING WITH THW GUN BUR WHEN I GET MORE SCREENCAPS I WILL BE DISSECTING EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF THIS FUCKING TRAILER #sofia boutella #kora

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